Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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