Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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