The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Emily Walker.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Women's Rights

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Wenis Penis

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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