- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.