- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Yellow People !!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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