- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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