An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Obama = ebola

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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