- Anti Joke

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!