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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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