- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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