- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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