- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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