Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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