How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

My jeans

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

can you touch your toes? no

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Anti Joke

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