- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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