- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Happy Monday!

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

a irish man walks past a bar

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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