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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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