I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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alert('The Game')

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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