Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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