What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Take wrong turns

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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