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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

why did katy fall off her bike?

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea