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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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