A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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hi charles lattuca III

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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