Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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