whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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