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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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