- Anti Joke

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed