- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

If life gives you lemonade.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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