- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Killing your friend as a joke.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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