Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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