Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Gay rights.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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