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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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