- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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