did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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