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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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