- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Your Mom

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??