- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Ehh

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??