- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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