- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

I walk into a bar...

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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