Roses are red Im adopted

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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THE GAME

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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