Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

noah is a scrub jungle

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Brain fart

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Horse.

Anti Joke

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