Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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