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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

i just wrote this so hard

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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