Roses are blue Colton is gay

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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