- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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