- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Golf.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??