- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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