- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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