- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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