A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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women's rights.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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