Adam Chebali is awesome

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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