Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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