- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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