Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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