- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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