- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

A hill billy went fishing

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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