- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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