- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

SHUT UP JP

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