- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's blue? The sky.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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