- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Racial equality.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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