What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

dat shoe shine tho

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Anti Joke

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