- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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