- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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