What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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