- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's the difference between a duck?

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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