- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Obama = ebola

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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