- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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