Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

that wall over there ->

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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