A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

what do you call a black chef glendon

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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