Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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