what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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