- Anti Joke

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this