-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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