- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

taking out the trash... at night

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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