Racial Equality

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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