- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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