- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why was the man sad His got raped

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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