An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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