- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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