- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

1+1=2

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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