- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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