- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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