- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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