If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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