a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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