Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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