- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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