What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Women's Rights

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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