Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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