- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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