- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

I put my baby in a microwave.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Fat? Jesse Z

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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