why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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* anti-punchline

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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