An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

women's rights.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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