Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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rent a cops

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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