3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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A fat guy!

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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