- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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