Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

i wonder who made this website? a human

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

I wrote a funny joke.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A fat guy!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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