Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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