- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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