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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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