Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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